The Cheney Silence To Be Broken...
With speculation, spin, and thoughts
On why his aim is not so hot,
Which he'll discuss today on FOX.
Interview will be on a Special Report with Bret Hume, recorded at 2:00p and broadcast at 6:00p EST.
Mistaken quail, Veep did assail
But peppered foe, as scandals go-
Just don’t impress the press
Spin and thought? Pressbitches bought!
By oilbacks long ago…
And though the shit has hit the fan-
Cheney looms as TEFLON MAN.
And though the liberals are distraught,
Our condemnation’s all for naught...
Kvatch, why are we talking like this?
Ah... my dear Lily,
Though it may sound silly
It's obviously a day for verse.
AJ get your ass in here and give us a rhyme!
Cheney? Will be f*cked!
Imagine the tragedy
If Cheney fragged Shurb today
Would the public wait
For twenty hours
before the news breaks
that Cheney's installed
himself as king, potentate
"That's alright honey, my wife isn't here,
Let's have a picnic and go hunting quail,
Which I hope won't be the only bird that I nail
Secret Service left us alone on this track,
And we don't have much time before they get back.
Here they come! Get my gun! I've got to look busy,
And fire a shot off to Whittington, tell me, where is he?"
Is this another contest?
But was more widely known as a creep
While hunting for birds
The goddamned old turd
Shot his friend, who fell down in a heap
Bush thought the news was just bunk
Just more of the same left-wing junk
But the problem, you see,
Was just pure GOP:
Both Bush and Cheney were drunk
The moral of the story is true,
It could happen to me or to you:
Get too drunk on power
And the deal will go sour
And you'll end up in jail getting screwed.
:-) :-) :-)
I'm ready whenever you and the frog are ready to tango.Umm, a 3some?Fun!
Snave, I took the liberty to share your fine work over at Rex's, hope you don't mind.
Are so easy to write that it's sick!
While my blog may not post 'em
You can go ahead and host 'em
And I can't think of a word that rhymes that would make sense...
It's fourth down, so I'll kick!