2006/02/06

Because We Love Our President, We Have A Winner

The response - overwhelming. Blogger - incensed. The judging - strenuous. The voting - intense, but two entries emerged at the top of the heap. Yes dear readers, we have a winner...

I love my President because...

...he's the kind of guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer with. The kind of guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer and a couple shots of tequila with. The kind of guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer, a couple shots of tequila and a few big lines of cocaine with. The kind of guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer, a couple shots of tequila, a few big lines of cocaine and a whole box of rat poison under the table ot replace his coke with.

- Generik

Our runner-up was:

I love my president because I love God, and God speaks to the president.

- Can-of-Worms Mike


Thanks to everyone who participated, and special thanks to my very talented, patient, and fair-minded co-judges Lily and AJ!

15 Comments:

Just a quick reminder of the prizes in the "I love my President because..." contest:

Our winner has the option of becoming a Blognonymous guest poster or he can have Kvatch, in all his froggy snarkiness, produce a corker for his own blog.

Our runner-up gets to have a post from his own blog, on any topic, shamelessly whored on Blognonymous.

(Hey, I know it's not much, but I can't really offer money. Frogs don't use currency. :-) )
Great job- despite the smiting of the Blog Gods (Known as "Pete" at Neil's crib,later appeased by the goat offering by Left of Center)
Next time I will offer my music mix of "All Blogs Considered: Music Inspired By Blogarama". Oh, its tasty! Kvatch-you can co-sponsor. We'll make Lew do the shameless whoring. :)
Mike Has been out of the office today, I am sure he has a post he would like whored out on Blognonymous. I will let him know! Thanks,

Ben
(can of worms)
Kvatch-you can co-sponsor. We'll make Lew do the shameless whoring. :)

As always, it would be my pleasure.
Wow. Thanks a lot. I'll look through my stuff and email you what I think is worthy.
Mike, could be a new post as well--something that you'd like to get some additional traffic on. Or, you can simply hold on to the HT until you're ready and then make Kvatch your bitch...so to speak. :-)
Hey, can you be my bitch too?
As one of the honored judges, I want to say that everyone's post was very good, and fun to read. Kudos to Kvatch for a great idea!
My congratulations to the winners.
Your a freak..to the highest order Kvatch..but thats why we heart you..

now get back to work, Albertowatch :P

you did watch him did you not?
I actually did not. After they failed to swear him in, I figured everything after would be bullsh*t.

"Pssst...psssst! Hey Alberto. Let me show you how to cross your fingers behind your back."
I'm sorry I just can't go along with this. You might just call me a contrarian. Do so if you must. It's just that this president violates one of the baisc rules. He has the smell of taint on him. That presents two problems. The first and most important of these is that is proof positive that he is not very sanitary. I mean, I can understand how you can get the smell of taint on you but once you realize you have it you should do something about it. I mean we have the leader of the freeworld walking around with the smell of taint on him. That I just cannot abide. The second issue is just who is it with whom he is associating that would rub this smell off on him? So it seems that not only does our president lack in the finer arts of self hygiene it seems so do those with whom he associates. Mind you, I do not even want to address gender issues of those who might be passing this stench on to our number one. But it is for those reasons that I cannot say I love this president.
Ah. The Smell of Taint. One needs tomato juice for that.
Great contest....after I got blocked out- i confess I went back to my little cafe and sulked and felt unoriginal- you did have great entries....good job...
Wow. I'm so honored I can hardly type. I won! I won, even with the typo! (ot = to) So I can be a guest-blogger here on Blognonymous? Is that for a day, a week, a month? Not that I'm trying to look a gift horse in the mouth, mind you, I'm just curious. I mean, I'm just happy to be up here on the dais, and I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here... uhh... that is, yes, I'd be happy to be a guest in your fine online home. I love frogs. Some of my best friends are toads.

Thank you, thank you, one and all, Kvatch, Lily and AJ, and all the little people and frogs of all sizes. Thank you.
Generik, Si Senor. A week...a couple a weeks. Say done when you feel you're finished. :-) I'll set it up this evening send you an email.

Congratulations!

BTW: The frogette and I will try to make it this weekend.

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