The Art of Blog Post Naming
Do you think these bozos actually read what I wrote?
Don't be too hard on them. They probably also believe there were WMDs in Iraq and Hussein and bin Laden were drinking buddies.
( they really are scary little people.....)
Abi you just broke my heart - you mean Saddam and Osama didn't do Margeuritas, and wings and Kareoke at applebys on Thursdays....I am soooooo crushed and disillusioned now...
GROUP CHUCKLE FOR IRONY!!!!
You slick frog.
Frogjudas, that is.
One more reason to love Blognonymous. A coveted link from the Idiocons!!!!!!!!
But that last line of your's is great. Maybe I'll take that as a tagline. :-)
No worries on the reading end of it, they are just following the example of their emperor.
Hard to tell cause I'm not sure when they picked it up. I was doing one of those narcissistic "Google your own blog" searches, only I used Yahoo! this time (which I don't usually do) when I noticed it. Go figure.
If anything my hits have been down a bit the last week, but I would be hard to top the previous weekend: The "I Love My President Because..." contest--Blogger censoring my posts. I mean what more can a frog ask?
perhaps they didnt realize it was tongue in cheek?..thats it!
Actually, though, reading the news lately, I have been impressed by the number of conservatives that are coming to our way of thinking about a number of issues -- the Iraq war, the wiretaps, Bush's economic policies. Pretty soon we'll have Ann Coulter quoting Michael Moore in support of good conservative values.
Make sure they don't find out your true direction!!!
Helen, the scary thing is, there's nothing in The Manifesto that I didn't derive from my surfing the right-wing sites--right down to the business of mentioning Coulter as one's ideal mate. Unbelievable.
Stephen, where Republican congress-critters are concerned, I definitely agree. But I think that they're threatened more by unilateral executive decision making than by the specifics of the decisions.
The Conservative Blogger's Manifesto
Starting your first conservative blog? Well good for you! We need all the conservatives we can get here in the blogsphere because, let's face it, you can't drown out the liberals unless you make a BIG NOISE! So to help you out, we here at Blognonymous have compiled some helpful hints to make your blogging as pleasant (not to mention useful to the cause) as possible:
Never comment on "lefty" blogs - It just legitimizes their sad and useless lives, in addition to driving up their traffic stats.
Never praise a Democrat, progressive, or liberal on your blog - Remember that there is only one right way to think in our blogsphere.
Always find something nice to say Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin - And if you're male, try to work in the notion that Ann is your ideal mate.
Always remember that liberals are idiots and tell them so every chance you get - Try ending each post with "Oh, and by the way, liberals are idiots."
Try to work Bill Clinton to every discussion - Remember that sexual transgressions are way more interesting than WMDs.
But, when a liberal brings up Bill Clinton, Ken Starr, etc... - Haughtily inform them that this is ancient history, and if they ever want to be in power again, they better get over it.
Liberals can't reason, so don't bother trying - Ad hominem attacks always provide more fireworks and increase your traffic.
Always engage conservatives in constructive dialogue. Be polite, and thank them for their comments - They're on our side after all.
However, if a liberal somehow manages to make a reasonable, polite comment... change the subject - Nobody wants to hear what liberals think anyway.
When liberals argue with facts, counter with morals - After all, morals come straight from God Almighty. So you don't have to defend them. (Thanks to Mike @ Can of Worms)
Every week, try to create at least one post on how much better off this country would be if there were no liberals
Don't even read lefty blogs - KOS may have beaten us to the top, but it's still our Blogsphere!
Follow these simple rules, and were sure that you'll be on your way to becoming a "Large, taloned, red-blooded, meat-eating predator," in the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem in no time.
Ya see unlike your Sterotyping and generalzation of All Conservatives I actually like to read other Points of view and even sometimes exxtract a little value from them...But then again I am not a republican...But I am conservative...Registered a Libertarian but not a leftist liberal....
I do enjoy your blog...
I hope you will enjoy mine...