2006/01/06

Terrorist Midget Thwarted By "No-Fly" List

From the f-A-ke. P. -

A terrorist midget posing as a four year old child was thwarted by Continental Airlines gate agents who found the midget's name on the TSA's unfairly maligned "no-fly" list. Even the midgets plaintive cries of, "I don't want to be on the list. I want to fly and see my grandma," where not enough to fool the eagle-eyed airline representatives.

One of the patriotic agents told the f-A-ke. P. that it was no coincidence that they were on lookout for the shrimpy evildoers. "After all we work at Bush Intercontinental Airport," she said, becoming momentarily misty-eyed.

4 Comments:

Oh, those terrah-rist bastards are a sneakly lot! Thank God for the keen-eyed and highly-trained patriots at the TSA. Four-year-old child, my freedom-loving butt!
Thank God for No-Fly lists! Midgets frighten me!

BTW, the author of Bush's Brain is mysteriously on a no-fly list... and he can't get an answer why.
using government logos again without permission ... we are watching.
Alberto (from somewhere deep inside the NSA)
BTW, the author of Bush's Brain is mysteriously on a no-fly list... and he can't get an answer why.

That's because, once your on, you never get off the list again. They just put you on the "no-fly exceptions" list. It's sort of like being a Catholic but without the promise of eternal salvation after you die.

See my previous post on this subject.

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