Terrorist Midget Thwarted By "No-Fly" List
A terrorist midget posing as a four year old child was thwarted by Continental Airlines gate agents who found the midget's name on the TSA's unfairly maligned "no-fly" list. Even the midgets plaintive cries of, "I don't want to be on the list. I want to fly and see my grandma," where not enough to fool the eagle-eyed airline representatives.
One of the patriotic agents told the f-A-ke. P. that it was no coincidence that they were on lookout for the shrimpy evildoers. "After all we work at Bush Intercontinental Airport," she said, becoming momentarily misty-eyed.
BTW, the author of Bush's Brain is mysteriously on a no-fly list... and he can't get an answer why.
Alberto (from somewhere deep inside the NSA)
That's because, once your on, you never get off the list again. They just put you on the "no-fly exceptions" list. It's sort of like being a Catholic but without the promise of eternal salvation after you die.
See my previous post on this subject.