Study Finds Exercise Helps DeLay Dementia
New medical studies have conclusively shown that exercise can prevent the onset of DeLay Dementia, a pernicious new malady currently sweeping the American "red-states". The symptoms of this new form of dementia are paranoia, constant mumbling about "those damned l'bruls", and obsessive attempts to get the charges dismissed--even when one isn't accused of a crime.
Doctors recommend that those afflicted with DD engage in a program of rigorous exercise which can slow or even halt the progress of the disease. Recommended exercises include: 30 minutes of perp-walking every day; 10 to 30 criminal-crunches in sets of five; And up to 50 cell-squats. The authors of the study are careful to note however, that the exercises don't appear to be effective in treating Abramoff's Affliction.
(Apologies to the SF Gate for filching the headline.)
and thanks for the laugh...
I am getting antsy waiting for de Bugman to get indicted in the Abramoff net of corrruption..hes gotta get caught..he was so far up Jackie A's butt he knew what the guy had for breakfast.
I'd say DeLay is gonna need some vice-like ass muscles for when he's doing cell-squats in Huntsville.
Funny, kvatch. I do hope you realize that Consider The Boot is my blog about nothing- my political rants are generally limited to Lose The Noose. You might find some of the weirdness at the Boot to be a litle hard to take...:)
I love a good perp walk...there should be a dvd of just PERP WALKS. "When CEO's Go WILD" or something...Do it, kvatch!!! Sell them for the cause!!!!
"In the Big House Now "
or the Strutting Music From Saturday Night Fever ....
( you know the part- where John is Strutting down the street...)voucq
hmmm that is a tough one...I bet other people would have better theme music ideas....
Abramoff's Affliction....sounds like a Green Day Song.... : )
sadly there is ONLY one Cure- amputation....
new rude post over at watergate..come see my dog..
I knew it! The America destroyers have unleashed their biological menagerie on us. DD and FFF are only the vanguard of an alliterative attack.
so come on is there any way we can Black out a Tooth- ask HelenWheels- I bet her creative juices could make him look sooooo hot...( and maybe put Orange Jumpsuit on him?)