Of Blindness and Hairy Palms
Here's the thing. I'm now at about the half-way point life-wise and frankly am kind of happy that I don't think about sex every 10 goddamned minutes. It's a monkey off my back. So why the f*ck would I want to use a drug that will help me maintain an erection for hours?
Life is hard for the male of our species. At about the age of 15, you enter what I refer to as "the fog". It's a semi-conscious state where sex intrudes on your thoughts about 4 times an hour, and if you're lucky...really lucky...you may get out of it by your mid to late twenties. Some men don't emerge until their thirties, and some unfortunate slobs don't ever get out of it. I think this last group must be the target audience for Viagra and its competitors.
Just goes to show you that all of those stories about too much sex causing blindness were right. But hey, I don't use Viagra, so I'm not worried. Having to shave my palms, though? That's a real nuisance.
"An erection for hours?" While this minor side effect has been noted in a small percentage of users, Viagra includes in its' packaging a photo of Harriet Miers in her 1970's (pre-Christ-loving) days, when the nude future leagl titan is seen going "native." This usually remedies the affliction, and only causes blindness in half of the population.
It's the beatific glow that does it for me.
BTW - I'm going bling the old fashioned way... by *earning* it, with hours of whacking.
Please tell me that you're exagerating...just a little, hmmmm? :-) Otherwise, I'm going to have to send you a honorary bottle of Nivia and an autographed copy of the poster I filched for this post.
And I should be more gracious. Thanks! (The Nivia is on it's way.)
It doesn't matter if you're blind or not.
Now, if the Holy Spirit deems it appropriate to convict you of your ah,
urges, AND allows you to see the glorious (unsexual) rightous
passion behind our God-fearing & chosen President, AND you stop posting this heresy,
But i doubt it.
The NSA already has your & Bhfrik's number and are, as we speak- casually checking your harddrives.