Homage to Pat and the Missing Rapture
The countdown clock is on the run
Limitation statute's almost done
With no sign, of Christ divine
We shout, cajole, and opine
On all events that might define
Commencement of the end of times
But Sharon's not dead, and Christ's not here
Do we have to wait a thousand years?
What a hypocritical ass Robertson is. And what a bunch of mindless sheep his followers are. But never forget- Bush and Robertson are TIGHT! The media just don't like to report on that lest it make Bush look like the fundamentalist nutcase he is.
Well that too, is a kind of rapture--rupture--something.
"Bush and Robertson are tight"
... Hey! I haven't made it over here for a while. What'd you name the cat? =|
I was gonna write something further, but that's the bottom line.
Where's a good mob when you need one?
used to be these folks set dates. then the date came and went and -- oops -- no 2nd coming.
so, they've wised up.
these days, they all just say, 'soon'.
that way, no one can prove em wrong -- and they can keep on preachin it, keep on terrifying people and keep on telling em -- 'go ahead, send ME your money-- you won't need it in the very near future, anyway.'