Elect "Sven the Impaler" Governor
First Minnesotans had "Jesse the Body," and now Jonathon Sharkey, known as "The Impaler", intends to enter gubernatorial race on the Vampyres, Witches, and Pagans ticket. Mr. Sharkey, a worshiper of Lucifer, will no doubt be running on a law and order platform since he's stated his support for impaling terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, and other criminals.
Mr Sharkey has also made it known that he's already a candidate for the 2008 presidential election which brings up the mind boggling concept of "The Impaler" vs. "The Governator".
(Just a short addition: "Sven the Impaler," was Blognonymous' 250th post. One wonders how so much time can be wasted on something so trivial, but God help me, I love it!)
I'm sure that Pat Robertson will have something pithy to say about Mr. Sharkey, and if he doesn't then it'll be Bill "Clown Shoes" O'Reilly opining on those kooky leftist Scandahoovians.
Well, the candor is somewhat refreshing, but to be fair, Cheney showed his horns long ago.
I suspect so.