2006/01/13

Elect "Sven the Impaler" Governor

File this under: You just can't make stuff like this up.

First Minnesotans had "Jesse the Body," and now Jonathon Sharkey, known as "The Impaler", intends to enter gubernatorial race on the Vampyres, Witches, and Pagans ticket. Mr. Sharkey, a worshiper of Lucifer, will no doubt be running on a law and order platform since he's stated his support for impaling terrorists, rapists, drug dealers, and other criminals.

Mr Sharkey has also made it known that he's already a candidate for the 2008 presidential election which brings up the mind boggling concept of "The Impaler" vs. "The Governator".

(Just a short addition: "Sven the Impaler," was Blognonymous' 250th post. One wonders how so much time can be wasted on something so trivial, but God help me, I love it!)

9 Comments:

Well, at least it shows the willingess of the electorate to consider witches and pagans. That's not necessarily a bad thing although I prefer the non violent pacifist types! Impaling? Not so much so.
Mr. Sharkey will definitely have his work cut out for him. I bet Christians everywhere would like to impale him on a spike. Hilarious!!
Claims to be a Lucifer worshipper, eh? Well, let's not be too hasty in our judgment. How much worse can he be than the guy we now have who claims to be a Jesus worshipper?
Claims to be a Lucifer worshipper, eh? Well, let's not be too hasty in our judgment. How much worse can he be than the guy we now have who claims to be a Jesus worshipper?

I'm sure that Pat Robertson will have something pithy to say about Mr. Sharkey, and if he doesn't then it'll be Bill "Clown Shoes" O'Reilly opining on those kooky leftist Scandahoovians.
"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he (Sharkey) said.

Well, the candor is somewhat refreshing, but to be fair, Cheney showed his horns long ago.
Is he a neocon in drag?

I suspect so.
I haven't been to a good impaling in ages ...
Congrats on 250 posts. Blog on
Hey thanks.

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