Today Homeland Security forces arrested protestors from People for Ethical Eating That Doesn't Include Meat (PEETDIM) as they hurled cucumbers and eggplant at administration officials. The officials, in the City for meetings to determine how San Francisco could become, "...less of a leftist pain in the ass," later described the incident as a new front in the war on terror.
When asked at today's press briefing for his opinion of the events, Scott McClellan said the following:
Mr. McClellan: We fee--you know the administration has made clear it's position on terrorists, and this is clearly a case of radicals trying to...perpetrating a dangerous kind of biological warfare inside the United States.Later in the day, at the Annual Dinner for Super Rich Republican Doners, President Bush commented, "I don't like eggplant. It hurts my mouth, and I think Congress should move quickly on an up-or-down vote to ban the sale of eggplant in our great nation."
Q: Will the administration move aggressively to root out these so-called terrorists?
Mr. McCellan: Well we don't..I mean we're not going to discuss ongoing operations, but let me just say that this definitely validates the surveillance that we've been doing of these radical groups.
Thanks to AGITPROP for the inspiration.
And is so often the case, your mustachoed-ness, you were my inspiration. :-)
You are a funny one. Eggplant is really good if prepared in the Japanese way, but shrub is used to stuffing his face with meats of all variety, particularly if sponsored by some lobyist or another.
I didn't know how to spell "aubergine", so thanks for that too. I wanted to use the word, but I would have spelled it like "oberjean"!
Mary...how true. Eggplant is a disgrace.
Windspike: I'm afraid that I'm going to have to agree with our Imperious Leader, "It hurts my widdle mouth. It don't taste good."
And now...Kvatch's head explodes for agreeing with President Neuman.