War on Christmas? Phooey - A War on Presents!
Well, at Blognonymous we say, "Why wait!?" It's 8:30 am here in the Left Coast Blognon-y-hutch. That means that there are still 5 hours of return time left for you east coasters--a whole 8 hours for us here in Babylon by the Bay. Get those presents returned now! Sure your spouse will scream, the kids will cry, and your dog will howl, but won't you feel better knowing that you took all that ready cash and donated it to the needy?
The time has come for a war on presents!
(God in heaven! These people are crazy.)
What successes? We, the Seculars Against Nativities Terrorizing America (SANTA) have not yet begun to fight!
and watch hours of Nascar and swill Whatever is poured down their throats....Bud, fried turkey and twinkies- now there is a good Christmas Dinner...
To see it's reason and rationale and why 'Bush' started using it, you can read my recent post on McClellan. I think it works - it's appropriately clumsey and vague, but exact sounding in some ways. I'm trying to make this a meme.
New Meme: Reburiedscottbone, The Nickname for Scott McClellan.