Santa Clause Will Take You To Hell

Apparently the "God Hates Fags" cabal of the Westboro Baptist Church (don't click this while you're eating breakfast) are dispensing holiday cheer by updating some Christmas classics. Here's their rendition of Santa Clause Will Take You To Hell (sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"):
Don't leave your kids with this red fright
Just like the priests he'll rape them at night
Santa Claus will take you to hell
You tell the children he is real
You know that's just a lie
To justify your own vile sins
That's the only reason why
So get this fact straight
You're feeling God's hate
Santa's to blame for this nation's ill fate
Santa Claus will take you to hell
Catchy huh? Only thing is, I just can't make the words fit. I think the WBC folks should probably stick with their day jobs...picketing the funerals of gay murder victims and stuff like that.

Hat tip to Good as You.


Fred Phelps makes Pat Robertson look saintly. I've always wondered if he's got something in the closet that he's spent his whole life covering up...
I listened to one of his sermons about how the tsunami was great and god's will against the scandinavians. It's hard to imagine that people actually believe his filth.
Dammit, now I'll have that song in my head all day.
Dammit, now I'll have that song in my head all day.

Oh come on, you big baby. It's not that close.

Probably would have been more of a problem if they'd been more clever. Though, you should look at some of the others. Fit the music much better. Course it's sort of hard to concentrate on when you're losing your lunch.
I'm often amazed at the things the crazy right gets away with under the cover of their religion. It's like the gay marriage thing. If it hadn't been backed by religious groups, I don't think the media would have given it the undeserved deference it received.

And, in case I wasn't clear over at my site, that megachurch that I have pictures of over at my site is almost creepier from the outside. It's a big square building, and since Osteen's book went platinum, or whatever the publishing equivalent is, they've moved the name of the church from the front to the side of the building and replaced it with a logo consisting of Osteen's name.

It's just totally not the way that I think Jesus would want christianity celebrated.

"Fred Phelps makes Pat Robertson look saintly..."

and normal at that. And
saying a lot.

Phelps found his nitch in old Testament literal logic that is making him tons of money with the exposure, and off the groupies that are afraid of going to hell if they dare question him.
Well, it takes all types to make a village...
I remember going to his site a few years ago, and thought it was a parody. Alas, after a few minites I realized how wrong I was.
All I can say is :

if that's their God,

they can keep him.


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