2005/12/23

Can The Fatwa Be Far Behind?

A fatwa on my niece!Osama bin Laden's Niece, As Photographed for GQ Magazine

Blongnonymous asks: Will she be our Salman Rushdie?

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Where some see scandal, I see a cunning plan hatched by none other than Bush himself.

I mean, if this doesn't bring Osama out of hiding, what will?

Damn, that W's a shrewd one.
Wasn't it GQ that named a woman 'Man of the Year'? Poor Osama. Well, when a guy's got a brother with 22 wives there's bound to be a bad apple somewhere. Most American families only got one wife and three or four kids and there's usually one of two of those that go bad. I guess we can trade her for that kid from California that joined the mujahadeen! Can't remember his name.
will she bear my children ... THAT's what I want to know ...
will she bear my children ... THAT's what I want to know

I don't know man... You gonna shave off that cheezy moustache?
I would shave any part of my body for her ... even ... even ... YES - EVEN THAT!
C'mon, she's a bin Laden!

Give her a few years, she'll have a handlebar of her own under that cute Shiite nose.
Give her a few years, she'll have a handlebar of her own under that cute Shiite nose.

Two handlebars...intertwined...like braces when we were kids. Ouch!
I definitely see the family resemblance.
I definitely see the family resemblance.

I agree with Rex. It's the nose...and the legs.
and she sure has a purty mouth ....
ummmm...makes me want to become a gentleman someday (soon).
She's pretty. But I doubt she's shiite. UBL is Sunni. I recall, shortly after 911, reading in the NY Post that one of UBL's neices lived in Soho, but had split town just before the atrocity. Of course, the paper made what could have ordinary sound sinister. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if this is the one they were talking about. She looks like a very expensive date, to say the least.

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