ADT - The Barbarians Guard the Gates
As you may know, your home at one time had an active ADT system. Now is a great time to reactive your ADT system before your holiday week starts. Fact is more home are break-in to during this time of year, so before you leave for you holiday vacation, or start raping your present. I would like to give you this great opportunity, for as little as a dollar a day we will protect your home. Now until December 30 2005, I will wave your reactivation fees, my complimentary gift to you. I would like to help in anyway I can to help protect your home before disaster strikes. The fact is 1 out of every 5 homes will experience a Burglary, Fire or Carbon Monoxide Poisoning within the next 6 years--even in good neighborhoods.
Raping your present!
Hmmm... maybe they've started a new holiday tradition.
I ask because, well, never mind why I ask.
But oh... the confidence that this inpsires in ADT. I'm just sur they do great job purtecting my home.
"Hi, my name is Kvatch, and I'm a present raper."
The guy says, "Can you can't put a price on the saftey of your family?"
Homer, "You wouldn't think so, but here we are." Door slam.