4 Out Of 5 Lemmings Prefer SUVs
And why not? With that extra $.18 cents per gallon, thrifty lemmings will save a whole $120.00 a year--Take a couple of extra trips to the Home Depot. And what lemming wouldn't look great in the latest Hummer--safe, solid, tall enough to keep those annoying little Mini Cooper's out of your field of vision. Finally, if there is anything that a lemming likes it's warmth, and on that score you're covered. A new SUV puts 12 tons of CO2 into the air, 4 times more than some wuss-ass hybrid. Probably raise the Earth's temperature a degree all by itself.
In related news, rumors are circulating that GM may need to declare bankruptcy. So come on all you lemmings get to your dealerships. Save GM. I think that I just saw gas go down another cent.
If you know of any fuel effecient car that would fit a pro basketball player- I am more than open to it....( he would love to fit in a Mini-cooper...) sigh...
How about a Toyata Highlander Hybrid? Not much better on the gas milage than the standard Highlander (though a little better), but much lower emissions.
You know...do what you can.